Sunday, November 22, 2009

The Economy is So Bad That.....

I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.

I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Read more here.

6 Comments:

At 11/22/2009 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The economy is so bad that...
Perry applied for stimulus money for his website.

 
At 11/22/2009 11:47 AM, Blogger W.E. Heasley, CLU, LUTCF said...

True: That a local golf course is charging $10 (cart and green fee included) for play after 1pm on weekdays.

 
At 11/22/2009 12:01 PM, Blogger W.E. Heasley, CLU, LUTCF said...

Ops! Forgot to mention the particular golf course is loaded with the unemployed after 1pm. The parking lot looks like a factory parking lot at 1pm.

 
At 11/22/2009 12:59 PM, Anonymous gettingrational said...

This economy is so bad I am running out of words....

 
At 11/22/2009 3:17 PM, Blogger QT said...

Good post, Mark. Like the one about the Beverly Hills parents.

 
At 11/23/2009 1:15 PM, Blogger Size said...

The Mafia is laying off judges.

I didn't notice politicians laying off judges.

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home