The Economy is So Bad That.....
I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.
I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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