The Economy is So Bad That.....
I opened the mail and found a pre-declined credit card.
I ordered a Whopper at Burger King and they asked me, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
The bank returned my check marked "Insufficient Funds" and I had to call them to ask if they meant me or them.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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The economy is so bad that...
Perry applied for stimulus money for his website.
True: That a local golf course is charging $10 (cart and green fee included) for play after 1pm on weekdays.
Ops! Forgot to mention the particular golf course is loaded with the unemployed after 1pm. The parking lot looks like a factory parking lot at 1pm.
This economy is so bad I am running out of words....
Good post, Mark. Like the one about the Beverly Hills parents.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
I didn't notice politicians laying off judges.
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