Sunday, October 18, 2009

Markets In Everything: Foot Tanner

If you always feel like people are gawking at your white feet and the unsightly tan lines around your ankles when you wear sandals or pumps, then you need the Solafeet foot tanner. Those tan lines can be gone in 5 to 10 days with just fifteen minutes a day. Then you can go from the golf course to the clubhouse in confidence. The Solafeet is ideal for flip-flop wearers, tennis players and joggers. Only $229.99.


At 10/18/2009 3:58 PM, Anonymous Barnum said...

There's one born every minute.

At 10/18/2009 5:31 PM, Anonymous Dr. T said...

Solafeet? What a lame name for a lame product. Tootsie Tanner would have been better.

At 10/18/2009 5:47 PM, Blogger juandos said...

How about, 'lights for loons'?

At 10/19/2009 1:01 AM, Blogger OBloodyHell said...

> How about, 'lights for loons'?

Oh, come on.

Let's be REALLY honest -- Let's call it:

"Money in my pocket, from money out of your pocket".


Oh, wait.

Isn't that the name of one of (actually a host of) Obama's new programs?

*never mind*

At 10/19/2009 1:44 AM, Blogger KO said...

They should just call it cancer in a box. Pale feet are going to look great compared to melanoma removal scars.

At 10/19/2009 2:20 PM, Anonymous Rand said...

Blackfoot ... or is that an insult to the Native American tribe of the same name.

At 10/19/2009 8:11 PM, Anonymous Steve said...

I hate when my feet are tanner than my legs. Darn footer tanner.

At 10/20/2009 11:06 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

nothing like a little melanoma on your toes.


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