Professor Mark J. Perry's Blog for Economics and Finance
"Neuticles are a patented, revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Over 425,000 caring pet owners worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering their beloved pet. Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self-esteem and aids in the trauma associated with altering."
Dr. Mark J. Perry is a professor of economics and finance in the School of Management at the Flint campus of the University of Michigan. Perry holds two graduate degrees in economics (M.A. and Ph.D.) from George Mason University near Washington, D.C. In addition, he holds an MBA degree in finance from the Curtis L. Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota. In addition to a faculty appointment at the University of Michigan-Flint, Perry is also a visiting scholar at The American Enterprise Institute in Washington, D.C.
6 Comments:
For pets?
I thought this is what they did to Obama.
I've put off neutering my dog, as I was concerned about his self esteem. Now, thanks to "Neuticles", I can make that appointment right away.
Recession? What recession?
My dog indicates he wants reconstructive surgery, with substantially larger Neuticles to replace the original equipment.
"I've put off neutering my dog, as I was concerned about his self esteem"...
Oh man! Ron! Ron! Ron!
LMAO!
Neuticles, hmmm something some GOP senators could use...
My bitch wants breast implants. (Settle down, ladies, I AM referring to my female German Short-Hair.)
juandos,
While I'd love to take credit for that, I believe I remember it from a TV commercial. :-)
Can't you just picture the sincere looking dog owner speaking to you as his dog gazes lovingly at him?
"Neuticles, hmmm something some GOP senators could use..."
I think that might be the problem. They really need the originals.
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