Monday, July 25, 2011

Markets in Everything: Testicular Pet Implants

"Neuticles are a patented, revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Over 425,000 caring pet owners worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering their beloved pet. Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self-esteem and aids in the trauma associated with altering."

Neuticles: "It's Like Nothing Ever Changed" 

HT: Brad Parkes

6 Comments:

At 7/25/2011 10:28 PM, Blogger Benjamin said...

For pets?

I thought this is what they did to Obama.

 
At 7/26/2011 2:56 AM, Blogger Ron H. said...

I've put off neutering my dog, as I was concerned about his self esteem. Now, thanks to "Neuticles", I can make that appointment right away.

Recession? What recession?

 
At 7/26/2011 5:36 AM, Blogger Cabodog said...

My dog indicates he wants reconstructive surgery, with substantially larger Neuticles to replace the original equipment.

 
At 7/26/2011 6:44 AM, Blogger juandos said...

"I've put off neutering my dog, as I was concerned about his self esteem"...

Oh man! Ron! Ron! Ron!

LMAO!

Neuticles, hmmm something some GOP senators could use...

 
At 7/26/2011 9:09 AM, Blogger Free2Choose said...

My bitch wants breast implants. (Settle down, ladies, I AM referring to my female German Short-Hair.)

 
At 7/26/2011 1:03 PM, Blogger Ron H. said...

juandos,

While I'd love to take credit for that, I believe I remember it from a TV commercial. :-)

Can't you just picture the sincere looking dog owner speaking to you as his dog gazes lovingly at him?



"Neuticles, hmmm something some GOP senators could use..."

I think that might be the problem. They really need the originals.

 

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