Sunday, March 07, 2010

Markets in Everything: iDump4U To Dump Someone

PRICING

$10 Basic Breakup - We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us.

$25 Engagement Breakoff - Yeah it’s heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiance/fiancee, we recommend you do however.

$50 Divorce Call - Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc .. but we can do it for you as well.


HT: Market Power

3 Comments:

At 3/08/2010 6:54 AM, Blogger juandos said...

Why spend all that money when a simple e-mail will do?

 
At 3/08/2010 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

$100 - Personally hand deliver a message to the President: "we've had enough change. You're done."

 
At 3/08/2010 11:12 AM, Anonymous TheDude said...

The $10.00 "Basic Breakup" is very affordable -- two lattes and tips. Because it so inexpensive an impetuous moment may strike very easily with a simple push of the "dump now button" on the site.

There is possible redemption by linking to the dumpee's Facebook page with a heaftfelt apology because: "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do". Abide

 

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