Markets in Everything: College-Themed Caskets
Taking School Spirit to the Grave
NEW YORK -- If you thought school spirit meant just plastering your college bumper sticker on your car, think again. These days, devoted alumni and fans of their college team can show their undying school spirit — in a college-themed casket.
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If you thought school spirit meant just plastering your college bumper sticker on your car, think again. These days, devoted alumni and fans of their college team can show their undying school spirit — in a college-themed casket.
No problem here, just a couple of snags:
Most of the time, the casket's going to be sitting in the ground, inside something else. Thankfully they diversified enough in their products to make that less of an issue.
If that's no problem:
Provided your university was in The South, and not how some UofM fans might describe the South(Ohio State). Like-minded folks who went to northern universities will have to go with someone else- even if they live south of the Mason-Dixon.
Then again, you could design your own coffin.
Save the big markup. Just bring a stack of school bumper stickers to the funeral and have attendees slap them on the casket.
Man they screwed that one up. The interior needed to be hounds tooth...
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