The Six Miracles of Socialism
1. There's no unemployment, but nobody actually works.
2. No one works, but everyone gets paid.
3. Everyone gets paid, but there's nothing to buy with the money.
4. No one can buy anything, but everyone owns everything.
5. Everyone owns everything, but no one is satisfied.
6. No one is satisfied, but 99% of the people vote for the system.
~Bennett Owen, National Review in 1990