When I got my new toaster I plugged it in and discovered it didn't work. Not to worry though, the bank that came with it securitized it for me and sold pieces of my broken toaster all over the world. Now I've got enough money to eat out. Problem solved!
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Cute :-) My wife's been bugging me about getting a toaster so maybe now's the time.
But will I need to keep all of those foreclosed homes and repossessed cars that come with the bank?
When I got my new toaster I plugged it in and discovered it didn't work. Not to worry though, the bank that came with it securitized it for me and sold pieces of my broken toaster all over the world. Now I've got enough money to eat out. Problem solved!
I think Leno did this joke a few months ago.
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