Pumpkin Shortages and Scary Price Gougers?
Attorney Generals across the country, be on the lookout for potential pumpkin "price gouging" this month, as pumpkin shortages are a scary possibility in many parts of the country, according to various news reports. If there was a futures market for pumpkins we could blame greedy pumpkin speculators for the high prices, but I guess we'll have to settle for blaming greedy pumpkin "price gougers."
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I'm thinking of carving a really scary pumpkin: a graph of the DJIA in for the last six months.
Sorry - "in" above was a mistake in editing the comment.
> Pumpkin Shortages and Scary Price Gougers?
Not to mention the price of pumpkin pies!!
The thought of a Thanksgiving with no pumpkin pie is... unthinkable!!!
Oop! I just... (gasp!) NOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!?
Pumpkin shortages?!?!
Well dang!
I guess the ammo for this incredible Pumpkin Cannon is going to be iffy...
You sure do NOT want to be standing in the way one of those pumpkin shots...:-)
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