Friday Humor

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A few blocks away from the U.S. Capitol at about 10 p.m. last night, a masked man jumped out from behind some bushes and says to an approaching gentleman "Stick 'em up and give me all of your money." The startled gentleman says "Well, how dare you attempt to rob me, sir, don't you realize that I am a distinguished member of the U.S. Congress?" The robber then says, "OK, in that case, stick 'em up and give me my money!"