"I have a gift of crafting eulogies for funerals.
Based on a 30 minute phone conversation / interview I can create a 5 - 10 minute eulogy that you, or someone close to you, can deliver at a funeral. I will deliver an electronic copy of the eulogy to you within 24 hours of our phone conversation.
My focus will be to craft a thoughtful and sincere message about someone you have loved dearly. I will use your stories, your words, and your insights to weave a biography that will provide an honor-filled memory for your family and those who attend the funeral service or reviewal.
I charge a flat fee of $299. You retain all future rights to the eulogy. Please simply respond to this ad with a phone number or email address or visit my Eulogy Creations business website."
HT: Curtis Purington
That job would be the death of me.
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ReplyDeletePretty clever idea in my opinion, and not exactly lacking for potential customers.