Markets in Everything: Weed Whacking Golf Driver
"This is the golf driver with a built-in grass trimmer, ideal for surreptitiously improving one's lie. Destined for use by friendly foursomes that often find themselves in the rough, the club looks like an oversized driver that fits into any golf bag, yet a simple flick of a button on its plastic bottom flips open the club's bottom to reveal a single-string trimmer."
Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $24.95, watch video demonstration here.
HT: W.E. Heasley
Available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $24.95, watch video demonstration here.
HT: W.E. Heasley
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That is pretty awesome, not gonna lie.
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Perfect for Corporate Cheaters
Perfect for Corporate Cheaters
Man, you are just a negative Nancy.
"Perfect for Corporate Cheaters."
One of the best compliments to receive from your CEO boss at the company golf tournament is:
"Your game is really lousy"...
in other words, you are working hard in your job and seldom have time to play golf.
Cheating at the annual corporate golf tournament, with the Weed Whacking Golf Driver, would be a source of laughter.
Work harder ladies and gentlemen, because the forty percent who don't pay taxes are relying on you.
I'd rather have Rodney Dangerfield's golf bag from "Caddyshack."
I do not play the game for many reasons. I will save my diatribe for a forum of my own someday. However, in the Ian Fleming novel Goldfinger James Bond knows that he has a villain when Goldfinger surreptitiously stomps down the grass around his lie. Just saying... interesting gimmick, but not cricket, old man...
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