Why Not Make It A Green Holiday? Give a Climate-Friendly Green Gift of Carbon Offsets This Year
"Santa knows that flying around the world and making millions of gifts uses a lot of energy, which contributes to climate change. At CarbonFund.org, you can give a gift this year that reduces the carbon footprint of someone you care about. Your donation supports projects that help the climate by reducing carbon emissions."
Just kidding of course.........
8 Comments:
Carbon offsets are totally worthless, of course. That's why they give them away here:
http://www.freecarbonoffsets.com/home.do
Be sure to read the "FAQ".
If you have to go to work send me $50 and I'll stay in bed. That will offset your carbon footprint for the day.
Evergreen: "If you have to go to work send me $50 and I'll stay in bed. That will offset your carbon footprint for the day."
IRRC, you can stay in bed for more than one person at a time, due to the "multiplier effect".
Damn, I already flushed all my money down the toilet.
"you can stay in bed for more than one person at a time, due to the "multiplier effect""...
ROFLMAO!
Excellent ron h!
When can these people be sued for false advertising? Reducing carbon output helps the environment? Um...
December Fools!
Global warming caused by human carbon release is about as real as Santa releasing carbon by delivering presents, so this plan seems about right.
Oh, and send me 50 bucks and I will hold my breath for 30 seconds. We all know how bad carbon dioxide is, especially for plants!
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