Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Markets in Everything: Smoking Mittens

Mittens with a metal eyelet to perfectly fit your cigarette. Helps you keep your hands warm when you are smoking outside. And let's face it, you are going to be smoking outside a lot.


At 8/23/2011 7:55 PM, Blogger Craig Howard said...

Gotta get me some of those! And, no, I'm not being facetious. How long before New York State outlaws them as dangerous to our health?

At 8/23/2011 10:02 PM, Blogger AIG said...

How do these improve upon regular gloves? You can smoke with those.

Its like that Ali G episode where he talks about his new invention, "the ice cream glove": its a glove you put on so that you don't get melted ice cream on your hands. How is that different from a regular glove?

At 8/24/2011 12:41 PM, Blogger Mike said...


Based on the picture of the model, I guess it's because children prefer mittens. I hope they come with clips for her coat so she won't lose them.

At 8/24/2011 12:44 PM, Blogger Mark J. Perry said...

Mittens keep your hands much warmer than gloves, especially in really cold weather. Probably not a big deal until it's -20 below, and then mittens are noticeable better than gloves.

At 8/24/2011 1:06 PM, Blogger Mike said...

True, but if you're outside smoking at 20 below, you may need my new invention: the eye-less ski mask with a small plastic hole (not metal like the mitten, so your tongue doesn't get stuck) for your cig.

At 8/24/2011 4:37 PM, Blogger Planet Moron said...

There is no way my Ramon Allones robusto is going to fit through that little hole.


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